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Don't Shit Yourself Birthday Card
Don't Shit Yourself Birthday Card
Our rude and funny novelty joke card features the cheeky phrase, "Happy Birthday - Don’t Shit Yourself Blowing Out The Candles" making it an ideal choice for dads, grandads, sons, and brothers.
This card is the ultimate way to celebrate aging with a humorous twist, poking fun at the inevitability of getting older while bringing a smile to everyone's face.
This card is designed to brighten up the special day of dads, pops, grandpa, granda, nonno, fathers, papas, grandfathers, and gramps alike, as well as brothers, siblings, and sons of all ages.
When will I receive my card?
When will I receive my card?
All cards are processed and sent to print the same day - you can expect your card to be dispatched the same day (for orders placed before 12pm Monday - Friday), and the next business day for all orders placed after 12pm.
Is it free to add a message?
Is it free to add a message?
Yes - we don't charge you anything extra to add your own message inside. Simply add your message, and enter the recipient's address at checkout - and we'll send it straight to them!
Are these cards high quality?
Are these cards high quality?
We don't scrimp on quality - all of our cards are printed on 330gsm card-stock (that's thick!) and finished with a premium high-gloss coating. The inside is left with a crisp matt finish.
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